deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

(via fvckme-numb)

mulders:

bill clinton believes in aliens and he was the president of the united states so he knows something

(via burdened-with-glorious-love)

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

(via trailer--park--jesus)

"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana, via trailer--park--jesus)